All 18 movie Reviews


homer.swf homer.swf

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Utter Crap

Well, I'd like to start off by telling everyone how this got on the front page. Maybe this will be a lesson to you to vote more intelligently...

When people on Newgrounds love flash, they usually review with all 10s, and give a perfect 5 for the rating.
When people on Newgrounds hate flash, they usually review with all 0s, with a 0 for the rating.

Yep. A few prepubescent Newgrounds viewers decided to throw an organized fit of "ROFLOL" into a review, and gave this just enough 10s to hit the front page.
Congratulations children, you have brought this filth onto the front page with your poor judgement and rating.
A round of applause for you.

Now, my review...

Graphics - 4
Poorly drawn stop frame animation, and deformed Simpsons and King Of The Hill characters. This should be enough to keep this off the front page, since a cartoon would be a radio show without visuals.

Style - 2
There are far too many of these cartoons online, where nothing in particular is going on, and no storyline is revealed. I'm responsible for a few. They don't, or at least shouldn't, hit the front page.
People usually bitch whenever no storyline is revealed. I'm surprised that this isn't the case here, especially since this is one of the worst cases of it I've ever seen.

Sound - 1
Corny old cartoon sounds and Nintendo sounds, and a crappy bubblegum pop song too. Pure piss.

Violence - 4
Giving violence a "4" is generous.
There was some creativity in the violence though. I quite enjoyed Lisa's legs kicking to the tune of a classic Nintendo jingle.

Interactivity - 1
A play button? WOAH!

Humor - 6
Just because it's mildly funny, fellow reviewers, doesn't mean it deserves a 10 everywhere.

Overall - 4
Definitely does not deserve to be on the front page.
Let's be a little less frivolous with our ratings next time, hm?



Cellar Door Cellar Door

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Umm...

Wow. After Donnie Darko hit hard up here, I thought it was irritating hearing kids quote the movie and be a rebellious badass just like Donnie was in the movie. Now it's being projected onto flash. Ick.

First of all, the artist/cartoonist's number one rule : Everyone's inspired by something. The ones who are considered "creative" or "original" are just better at covering up what inspired them.
This is true for anything and everything. David Firth is inspired by Renee French. Some of his stuff is exactly like Renee French's stuff, down to the very last detail. Of course, I myself am influenced by Renee French as well, but I have received other things as inspiration that cover that up.

Point being : You made it completely obvious what inspired you, which was clearly Donnie Darko. Not only did you use the term "Cellar Door" (a memorable quote from the movie) but you used the same exact music, and practically the same message. You could have just as easily used *other* piano music, such as the works of Aphex Twin on the Drukqs album. There were many fine piano pieces that were very similar to what you used, but not actually from that movie.

So for the record : Donnie Darko wasn't a deep movie. It was an attempt at combining drama-depth and sci-fi, which didn't turn out as well as I had hoped.
Your movie appears to be similar. I have given you a three.
If you're going to rip off someone else's work, have reason behind it, and at least be able to cover it up.
Better luck in the future. (Future. Ha. Donnie Darko joke. Shutup)



Salad Hunter Salad Hunter

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

The reviews for this are just brutal.

"If you are giving this submission a low score, please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole. If your review is found to be mean, offensive or generally not helpful, you will be banned and your account may be terminated."

Tom Fulp, I am now in love with you. These is the exact message that I've been copy/pasting to these retarded misfits for ages, yet (as you can see from the reviews for this movie) nobody seems to follow what it means. Oh well. Here's my review.

I enjoyed this cartoon very much. Mostly for personal reasons, but I still enjoyed it. You did a good job of recreating that twisted bastard-character as well as painting the screen with his head, and I much appreciate this submission.

I'm almost sorry I've been without this cartoon for this long. This is actually going in my favorites.
Good work.



Be yourself Be yourself

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Most of the reviews to this flash are senseless.

I noticed one reviewer said that this flash "rips off something else", and that he wouldn't review any further.
People, we review to help the artist out. We don't just point out their imperfections, and then refuse feedback because of it. Have some common decency.

Anyways, yes, I agree with some of the reviewers that the end is extremely abrupt.
Also, it is unclear what is going on. Some people make flash that is completely random on purpose. This looks like it was supposed to have meaning, and just didn't cut it. Nice try, though.
A big mistake I've noticed with flash submissions : they use a song name as the title. Unless it's a music video, or a deep video that the song describes, it won't work. "Be Yourself" doesn't seem to describe this video at all.
Some of the tweening could be fixed as well. When the guy stands up, his ass is actually very angular. It made me chuckle. That could easily be fixed by adjusting the graphic's axis. Nothing huge.
Very nice try though. I'd like to see more from you.


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aba1 responds:

thx i appreciate ur review and u are very right i did kinda rush the end and i am going to fix everything and i do agree with ur whole help review policy so anyways i just want to say thx 4 the review


A Psycho's Dream A Psycho's Dream

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Yes, finish it, with some improvements.

The gradients, as previously mentioned, do really effect the graphics. They jump and skip around, making it look very sketchy.
Only use gradients when ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, and never use the preset ones, as they look mediocre.

The music had a nice mood to it. I like this style of flash too, and there isn't much of it around. I'm glad you're trying this.

Some of the violence could look a bit better, like the girl getting shot at point blank... I don't know. It seemed like her head was almost not impacted by the bullet at all. That could use work.

I do like it though, and considering it's not done yet, there's tons of room for improvement. ^_^
Have fun making this. I'm sure the final product will look grand.



Salad Weebl Salad Weebl

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Interesting Idea

It would have been better if Weebl did this, considering that he has Salad Fingers AND Weebl & Bob on his site, even though he didn't make Salad Fingers.
It appears that anything resembling something else here at Newb-Grounds is a ripoff, and should be blammed. Amusing stuff, is it not? I submitted Crapville. OOOH! IT'S SOUTHPARK say the Noobs. I submit Crander Macroll. OOOH! IT'S SALAD FINGERS say the Noobs. I don't know how the hell you got Salad Fingers out of ANYTHING I've submitted, but nevertheless. This is not about my submissions, its about yours.
Forget what any of these other peckerheaded twats say. This was alright. I don't think it should have been front page, but it was alright.


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The Hatta' The Hatta'

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I liked it, HOWEVER

As few of you know, i released a few crappy cartoons entitled "Kaz", in which there is a squirrel who likes cheese and guards it with his life. I know nobody as high-almighty as illwillpress would copy any of my stuff, but i noticed that your squirrel also likes cheese.

let me just point out to everyone that my cheese loving squirrel was first, so anybody telling me i ripped something else off can bite a wang, because mine was out first. im not saying you copeyed me or anything, because i know you didnt. kaz is so crappy, nobody would copy that. im just letting the viewers know that i didnt copy you. that's all

just clearing that up. i like this video. it's great



"Target Practice" "Target Practice"

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Jeff Weise, you would have been my best friend.

These people on Newgrounds don't have a clue what they are talking about. Insanity is a disease, and so is cancer. The media doesn't cause cancer. Violent music doesn't cause cancer. It also doesn't cause insanity. It is something you are born with, and you can live, die, and carry on with it. People say that you are an asshole for doing such a thing.
You are not an asshole. You released this video, looking for help. A few people saw it merely as a means to entertain the public eye. They did not see this distress signal you have activated, so you took it upon yourself. However, the media didn't cause this. Nothing did. You were born this way.
Insanity is a gift. You gave it to charity. May you rest in peace.


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A New Bunny A New Bunny

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...ow...

people complained about my videos having too many beeps, but in this movie they are louder than anything else. now i have a throbbing headache.
but it is a nice headache. i voted 5. good stuff



Joe Fish Joe Fish

Rated 0 / 5 stars

i learned something about you

you obviously play counter-strike
because you over-use their sounds.
oh, and when he gets blown through the air, it sounds like he is giving birth.